Today someone wrote to me asking if I’d be up for writing a detailed usability review of a site and that they’d need it by Monday… for free.
Someone else wrote asking (very nicely) for advice in selling photographic prints. I haven’t a clue as it happens, so go buy one… his site only gets a few hits a day…

I learned to play Democracy by Killing Joke on the guitar as I watched swifts (I think) reel above me in sky, eating flies I imagine.
Someone else wore socks that were designed to look like bowling shoes.
For most of the day I felt guilty.

